Pussy is good. I don't think I'll come to many arguments on that statement; perhaps from a gay man. If you are a guy and you like having sex with women, you should know something about the art that is Cunnilingus. Cunnilingus is the fancy term for eating pussy, dining at the Y, the genital kiss, muff diving, et cetera. It is something that should be practiced by all persons who enjoy the intimate company of women. The tongue is mightier than the sword.

Before going down there with your tongue, you should know a bit of the anatomy of the pussy. We start our glorious tour with the Glans. The Glans is the head, and only visible part, of the most amazing organ in the world: the Clitoris. The Clitoris has 8000 Nerve endings and is the only human organ devoted to the production of pleasure. Basically, it is your new best friend and is the one thing that makes sex feel good for women. The clitoris extends inside and around the vagina which makes intercourse feel great. Just below the Glans is the Labia. There are two sets of labia lips, the outer lips (Labia Majora), and the inner lips (Labia Minora). Inside the Labian lips and below the clitoris is the urethra, where pee comes out. It is surrounded by a spongy material which is attached to the clit, and is commonly referred to as the G-Spot (Yes, it does exist!). When played with properly, this is where ladies ejaculate from. Next is the seemingly commonplace Vagina. The Vagina is not necessarily the place to concentrate on (but don't forget to give it attention) when giving a girl head. So say this with me, “The vagina is for baby-making!"

Now, I feel the need to give you some tough love on why you should go down on a woman. First, a cold hard fact: the penis doesn't cut it. According to Kinsey Research, male orgasm occurs after 2 minutes of thrusting on average. Isn’t that sad? Yes it is, especially when the average female needs 10 minutes of clitoral stimulation to reach orgasm. Another sad thing is most girls don’t actually orgasm during sex; for so many guys sex means foreplay then intercourse, which rarely leads to female orgasm. Sex should involve orgasm for both parties! Now, since guys need time to recover after ejaculation (this time is referred to as the Refractory Period), the woman should orgasm first. So eat her out, give her an orgasm, then put the condom on for even more fun. Her faking it doesn't count, boys!

She won't be ready down there right away. Warm her up with some good foreplay, as you always would. Slow and steady wins the race, and the prize here is a bed rocking orgasm for her! Try kissing, neck and ear play, don't forget the nipples, and I would recommend staying away from her Vulva until she is good and aroused and ready for your tongue.

“But Neal,” you say, “What do I do when I’m down there?” To that I say, experiment. No woman is the same. Most love clitoral stimulation, some love the labia, some love the G-Spot or vagina. You won’t know until you are down there. Start off nice and slow, develop some tension. Lick it, suck it, nibble it (lightly), then do it harder, better, faster, stronger. In fact, play that song while doing it, it’s got a good beat! Going to a rhythm often gets fun results. Simply try things! Try figure eights around her inner labia, flick her clit with your tongue, suck on the clit a bit. If she responds to something, keep doing it. If she says she's coming, hang on for dear life and keep doing whatever you were doing.

Tragically, few women have genuine orgasms during sex. If you can consistently deliver them she'll come back! Thank me after she's clamped your head in her thighs. And gentlemen, ladies first.