ATTENTION MINIONS!

If you're reading this, you're probably wondering just what the hell happened to your favourite magazine! Well, I'll tell you! It went to University! No, not like four years ago covering castles and that, but a new, exciting course all about WRITING. What does this mean? It means we've met some batshit crazy new writers and are positively giddy with new ideas and exciting ways to entertain you!

What have we got? We've got poetry (the good kind), short stories, long stories, plays and SMUT! Piles and piles of SMUT! I know this excites you as you wouldn't be here if it didn't, so hang tough, and we'll see if we can't rustle you up some!

You'll also be pleased to know that your clever editor has infiltrated a number of top-class British magazines, spreading the neurotoxin from coast to coast in a series of mad rantings in many forms, including more of the Safe Sex gospel, a year's worth of sex advice in The Waterfront, more travel for the Medievalist, a few interviews, and a monthly - yes, monthly! - column for Feedback Magazine. Pick up a copy if you're in Swansea! While you're here, be sure to check out the gloriously Goth DEAD OF NIGHT at MilkwoodJam. I'll see you there!

Also, as you probably already know, we've still got a group on facebook now with lots of updates, discussion boards, and photos, so you can communicate with us and each other whenever you feel like it! it's called: